20 hilarious statements made by our Engineering professors in hinglish!!

Why do Engineering professors majestically hammer their students by teaching in ‘hinglish’ language? The ordeal for engineering students to tear their ear apart by vehemently listening to hinglish spoken by their brilliant professors is tremendous. The older these professors grow, the more they keep self-selecting the language and the more literal transformation of Hindi to English language is made evident. I call this process of aging as “the-middle-age-power-flip”. PhD in English literature should be a compulsory degree for Engineering professors in India, so that a right message is conveyed to the students. We have listed 20 hilarious statements in hinglish by our Engineering professors for you to roll on the floor laughing endlessly:

  1. Deliver in front of me: It is a boy or a girl? Delivery was done in a hospital or an Engineering college? What our dear professor meant was that give all the apparatus/tools in the laboratory to me. End of discussion is joke-a-little and laugh-a-little on such a statement.
Congratulations
Congratulations! Its a boy!
  1. Don’t make noise; Principal is revolving around the corridor:Oh yes Mr. Astronaut!! Classrooms are planets and principal is a satellite revolving around the corridor. What a side-splitting sentence to not “rotate” the noise in the classroom!!
    Let's revolve around the college like our dear principal
    Let’s revolve around the college like our dear principal
  2. U come less beat, I come more beat:This reminds me of Michael Jackson’s song “Beat it!” Engineering students should do a performance on this song on their annual day to vent out their rapt anger about the language used by their treasured professors.  This bloodcurdling statement only articulates professor’s anger to blow that student up in his own sweet way.
    Don't beat up Michael Jackson by your excellent vocabulary professor sahaab
    Don’t beat up Michael Jackson by your excellent vocabulary professor sahaab
  3. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk? Humorous dialogue erupts from the volcano only when a third person interrupts an Engineering professor talking intelligently to another Engineering professor. How dare you quiver their confidence?
    Don't middle talk me.. you fool!!
    Don’t middle talk me.. you fool!!
  4. You rotate the ground 4 times:Prayer of an Engineering student to God after listening to hair-raising statements of Engineering professors “I am in great despair; let me fall into your Hands; for your mercies are great; and let me not fall into the hands of an Engineering professor”. God save you my child; for you will be rotating around the ground 4 times.
    Engineers praying for their professor's change of mind or change of language
    Engineers praying for their professor’s change of mind or change of language
  5. You go and understand the tree: Psychology of an Engineering professor is equivalent a mentally-challenged boy banging his head on the tree. Is there a ghost on that tree for us to go and ask him questions about his existence? Well, everything is visible to an Engineering professor.
    You see..  A tree has a better explanation of engineering terms than an Engineering professor. So let the tree talk!!
    You see.. A tree has a better explanation of engineering terms than an Engineering professor. So let the tree talk!!
  6. Close the window air force is coming:What he meant was, air force pilot is riding a plane outside our window for the wind to blow us up. Professors have a propensity to insert engineering terms in their casual talks with a student. So these mind-blowing terms heedlessly leave us in splits.
    Engineering professor ready for the air force to bang our heads from the classroom window
    Engineering professor ready for the air force to bang our heads from the classroom window
  7. Bring your parent and your mother and especially your father: Ehhhhh… Excuse me sir, why do want my father if I’m already getting one of my parent to meet you? This one is one of the most classic and hilarious statement made by our Engineering professors.
    i mean it... get both your parent.
    I mean it… get both your parent.
  8. I’ll give you clap on your cheeks:A student with a baffled look on his face thinks ‘Whether my professor wants to clap for my intelligence or slap me for my foolhardiness?’ that only a professor can retort.
    Waaaaat do you mean by that saaaarrrrr??
    Waaaaat do you mean by that saaaarrrrr??
  9. Stand in a straight circle:Stand in a straight circle and behave like a ‘jalebi bai’!! I wonder how engineers complete their drawings when dictated by their professors.
    Baffled reaction of a student when asked to stand in a straight circle?!?!?
    Baffled reaction of a student when asked to stand in a straight circle?!?!?
  10. Don’t stand in front of my back:I’m disorientated after listening to this statement. I’m wondering how the professor framed the above sentence. What does it basically or fundamentally imply? Do i resemble the comic character ‘betaal’ to stand in front of your back?
    Okayyyy sir... I'll be your betaal to stand in front of your back
    Okayyyy sir… I’ll be your betaal to stand in front of your back
  11. Remove everything in front of me: Another hilarious statement made by our Engineering professors. This statement with multiple meanings was uttered by an Engineering professor in a girl’s college. The girls were fuming with rage after what their angelic professor had spoken. Don’t just fall in love with your English teacher in school but also feed the knowledge given by her in your brain.
    Is this what you mean by 'removing everything'?
    Is this what you mean by ‘removing everything’?
  12. Why haircut not cut? The boy replies. “Sir my hair dresser doesn’t cut haircuts”. Professor is jumbled up after a not-so-direct reply from his student. In short, both of them are bamboozled about the question-answer round played diligently by each one of them.
    Is this what you expect sir??
    Is this what you expect sir??
  13. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? Yay!! We are in a zoo with animals around. Feels like a baby again. Let me throw you a banana then.
    There you goooooo.... Mr. Professor!! Happy?
    There you goooooo…. Mr. Professor!! Happy?
  14. You talking bad habit: Does he mean bad words? God save me from their hinglish language!! I think I’m losing the flavor of English language!! What a terrorizing thought!!
    MY professor punished me for bad habit talking.
    MY professor punished me for bad habit talking.
  15. Give me a red pen of any color: Let our professors correct our journals in rainy season for a rainbow to appear in front of him, so that he can choose a color by himself. Sir which color do I look like? Green, like avatars!!
    I can be your avatar professor.. i can do anything for you to stop talking and start giving me good marks
    I can be your avatar professor.. i can do anything for you to stop talking and start giving me good marks
  16. Can I have some snow in my cold drink? Du-uh Sir!! Only a snowman can offer you that mouth-watering deal of adding snow in your cold drink!! Dude you really got to use some simpler words to describe your feelings.
    I can give you lots of snow Mr. Professor
    I can give you lots of snow Mr. Professor
  17. Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin: I wish I had a pigeon to pass on my love letters to the dustbin. How I love my dustbin!! Sanity is to love your dustbin rather than loving your professor with such a fabulous vocab.
    Land yourself in the dustbin... my beloved kabutar
    Land yourself in the dustbin… my beloved kabutar
  18. Both of u stand together separately:Oh no.. How can you detach the lovers when they are standing together? A cupid is busy fluttering its wings with love bestowed upon them. Mr. Professor… Try to understand the severity of standing together but not separately!!
    Cupid stuck his arrow in us. You can't separate us out
    Cupid stuck his arrow in us. You can’t separate us out
  19. Keep quiet the principal just passed away:R. I. P. Principal. Let us all agitate against the professor who killed our prized principal. At least our principal could speak appropriately with the students.  What miseries students go through when they have to listen to their professors speak!! Principal must have thought i’ll dig the hole for my own safety from this professor.
    Dig it up principal!! or dig it for your professor!!
    Dig it up principal!! or dig it for your professor!!

The language of our professors is complimentary and beyond evaluation. Engineering would’ve been a lackluster in the absence of these ever-so-entertaining professors. Their amusing vocabulary makes a dreary lecture an attention-grabbing one, with so much to laugh or giggle about. These professors are my exemplary touchstone and only one of its kinds. However they are, they will always be memorized by students.

 

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